A child’s toy made up of
interlocking plastic blocks. (Also the sworn Enamy of feet)
Usess
1.for fun
2.as a proventative of intrusion
3.the most deadly weapon against feet to ever be created
Side note: how to diagnose LIFS (Lego imbedded in foot syndrome) if you feel a pain beyond human
understanding Eg your foot being torn apart by hungry rabbits. It is
probably LIFS. Btw there is no cure!!!
Doctor: how mutch dose it hurt from a scale of one to “ohh no I stepped on Lego”
Patient:ummm ohh no I stepped on Lego.
Doctor :we must operate
immediately.
Next situation
Kid : dad can I get out the Lego
Dad:sure just don’t drop any Lego
Five minutes later you
living room is a mine filled.