Leaving your gum downtown

Refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral sex by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth.

911 Operator: "911. What is your emergency?"

Teenage Caller: "OMG my boyfriend left his gum downtown and now it's all tangled in my pubes and my shit is glued shut. Amateur. How do I get it out???"

911 Operator: "Leaving your gum downtown is not a 911 emergency. Please hang up and try peanut butter."

by cayrez November 1, 2009

Leaning Shit House

A round U.S. Army patch that is the insignia of the First Corps Support Command (1st COSCOM) It pictures an arrow that has the general shape of an outhouse. The arrow leans to the 10 P.M. position, meaning the mission is always accomplished before the 11th hour. 1st COSCOM units that are under Airborne Corps command, wear an Airborne tab above the patch. Then, the insignia is referred to as the ''flying leaning shithouse''.

Come on guys, get the arrow right. Jones, yours is too far to the left. Smith, yours is pointing straight up! It's a leaning shit house !

by oshek July 9, 2011

Leamington

Leamington, Ontario. A small city in southwestern ontario, which lies on the shores of lake erie, with a population of about 30,000. Has a small crappy skyline, of about 5 buildings. 45 Minute drive from Windsor. Every summer the population pretty much doubles as all the mexican and jamaican immigrants come to work in the greenhouses and impregnate all the fat mennonite woman, which is pretty much half of all the woman in leamington. Home to point pelee national park, which has the most southern tip in all of canada. Was ranked best place to live in Canada in 2006, but since then has gone down. Also is home to the HJ Heinz company, which supplies heinz products throughout north america.

Leamington, "The Sunparlor Of Canada" Which is a pretty boring nickname if you ask me..

by Iaintjohnniggason! January 10, 2011

Leaving the seat up on the TiVo

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.

I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.

by NCdubmixer February 24, 2011

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

leaning out the bando

Doing drugs in an abandoned house

Yo that man is leaning out the bando!

by jeffpear13 December 12, 2016

Leaving Them To Soak

When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.

When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.

Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day

Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"

Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017