Lash Text

synonym for drunk texts. Texts sent while "on the lash"; texts you usually regret, and are most of the time incoherent and vulgar in nature.

1. "dude, i'm going on the fucking lash tonight, I'll lash text you later"

2. "Man was I drunk as shit last night, I lash texted all those hoes in my phone trying to get some"

3. "Stop lash texting me you idiot and sober up. You're acting like you're on your Gap Yah"

by C. Murdah July 5, 2012

lash rash

Alcohol Flush Reaction
A condition caused by the incomplete metabolism of alcohol with accumulation of acetaldehyde due to a missense polymorphism in acetaldehyde dehydrogenase—ALDH2—resulting in bright red skin due to capillary dilation of face, neck, shoulder, and sometimes the entire body after consuming alcohol. Those with ALDH2 deficiency have up to a 10-fold greater risk of oesophageal cancer, attributed to the accumulation of acetaldehyde

Mate, I have such bad lash rash!

by Felixc212 October 9, 2013

lash cunt

A sick lad, usually in the form of an Australian highschool boy who does shit just because he can

"Did you just lift up that car and move it?"
"Yeah"
"You're a Lash Cunt!"

by Lash Cunt!!! November 13, 2016

lashыsha

A very THICC English teacher that consists of a lot of Justelios, mispronounces English words and likes screaming at students for no reason. Also has the vision of a fish and cannot see forward.

- Have a nice weekénd.

- Shut the f**k up, you sound like lashыsha.

by xdnoscoperaf January 15, 2018

lash out with my gash out

female equivilant of "hang out with your wang out" or "rock out with your cock out"

"what are you going to do today?" "ahh not much Just gonna lash out with my gash out"

by thedog1111 October 1, 2011

Lash Blast

When a person of the male gender ejaculates in a females eye.

Girl 1: I got a really bad eye infection.
Girl 2: Is it because he lash blasted you?

by poopz mcgee eatin terdz August 20, 2009

Lash Back

To remeber back to something that happened when you were drunk, similar to a flash back but when under the influence of alcohol.

"oh dude i just remembered what happened last night, i got my mangina out"

"Im having a lash back from last night"

by Skapunkmonk February 13, 2007