Lamp

An item emitting light that is seen as a God to us Moths that is considered to some as some kind of drug. If you see a lamp it can't just sit there.

Moth: OMFG! HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING Lamp i'M FUCKING TOUCHING IT DUDE!!!!!!!
also a Moth: DUDE SAME THAT SHIT IS THE BEST!!!!!!!

by Edgelord123 September 25, 2018

Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

by N & Nothing Else November 15, 2016

Lamp

1) (v) To hang out next to a streetlamp.
2) (v) To relax while others panic.

"I'm on the street, cold lampin'" -- Public Enemy (Cold lampin' with Flavor).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

LAMP

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP
-That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

by Scott June 19, 2006

Lampe

Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.

"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"

by CheesePlease September 5, 2012

Lamp

To be punched,smacked or beaten the crap outta

that johnny bananas recieved a right lampin from roger after shaggin rogers missus

by T McCann October 20, 2010

lampe

a retard, likely from inbred origin

Bob was being a lampe when he drove his car into a telephone pole

by sir rod July 8, 2010