lamia

A Greek mythological character. She was Zeus's mistress while he was married to Hera. Hera found out, and being the mean goddess she is, she killed all of Lamia's children, save for Scylla, whom she sent to live under a rock, and most of you probably know that. Anyway, Hera also took away her ability to blink, so Lamia could not rest from the sight of her dead children. Lamia also became a half woman half serpent sort of a creature, because of her mishap. Zeus, however, was not totally heartless. He couldn't bring her children back, but he felt sorry for his former lover and so he let her take her eyes off so she could rest. But Lamia was furious, and she was jealous of all the parents who still had their children. So, she started to suck the blood of children, as a sort of vampiress. She also had a human form of a Libyan queen. So in truth, Lamia was just in love, not evil or anything.

Lamia is not evil, just jealous and lost.

by beaminginlight November 16, 2006

lamictal

A medication used to treat seizures and bipolar disorders. In my opinion, the stuff of miracles.

"They doubled my Lamictal the other day."
"Man, that sucks. Why?"
"Ha. Remember how messed up I was yesterday? SO a high."
"Ohhh yeeaaaahhh..."

by nathalsa December 18, 2004

Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

ladmin

Collective noun denoting the mundane administrative tasks that obstruct a Lad from living life to the full, but which are quickly despatched by the Lad in question.

I have to smash out some ladmin this afternoon, but I'll be at the kickabout at 3pm.

by Ladministrator December 11, 2010

lahaina

former capital of Hawaii. where the wahines are hott and the ocean is endless. also the westside of maui! fck yea!

dude, lahaina is sweet, lets go pick up some gurls over dea and surf da kine

by ryan "bart" September 26, 2005

Lahiho

It is a entity that contains a ungodly ammount of own, pwnage and beast like skills, It symoblizes uncharted ammounts of pure ownage. It's uber micro is beyond comprehension. It is rumoured it is natural for a Lahiho to be 'Inverted'. Not a lot is known about a Lahiho, merely that they own, and possibly own a pet moose, who is also believed to leet, and is the heart of Lahiho's affection.

Person1: Oh my god have you seen Lewis play Call of Duty?
Person2: No, why?
Person1: He is immense, he's like some sort of Lahiho!

by Heliium May 5, 2009

lamie pie

A wooley headed sheep like noam with brown teeth and an old rusted junk vechicle, whose primary goal in life is to make money with out having to work for it, even if a reletive has to die for it to in herit the money.

Gary is such a lamie pie, he is just waiting for his uncle Yorgi to corhole him, so he can get the money

by Jimmy III July 26, 2006