Kindle Kid

A child that grew up playing with a amazon kindle instead of the much superior apple ipad.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that coworker 3 was a kindle kid?"
Coworker 2: "Coworker 3 must've been in special learning classes as a kid,"

by Herr Magie June 3, 2022

Kunkle

A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.

1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!

by milkykumquat November 7, 2022

kundel

A very bad smell, musky, rotten eggs.

You need to clean this room. It smells like kundel in here.

by Rhett Simpson May 13, 2005

uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester

"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."

by J46464646 May 5, 2006

Kundie

Kundie is a tall, funny and a no-nonsense type of girl.
She loves to eat. She's a great kisser and the most romantic woman you'll ever meet.

Last night Kundie and I kissed, damn it was so memorable!

by T.karisma June 8, 2019

Kyndle

A nasty nasty nasty blob fish.

The kyndle slished and sloshed threw the underwater kingdom, eating souls and killing innocent mermaids.

by * * * November 10, 2019

knudle

(cah-noodle) To manipulate oneself to be the little spoon in a cuddle session. The origins are derived from the late Joseph Knudler the third.

In a cuddle session, Peter knudled himself with Veronica so that he was the little spoon.

by Joey Knudler September 20, 2011