under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle me kumquat

1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

Why hello there............PICKLE ME KUMQUAT!

by Kumquatunityforeverpenis March 13, 2011

Pickle you, Kumquat!

Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

by Dont drop the soap May 21, 2011

feeling like a kumquat

Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017