under the kumquat

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

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Kumquat Quesadilla

A term refering to a very long passionate hug usually before sexual intercourse

Let us engage in a Kumquat Quesadilla and then head back to my chateau for some Midnight Menagerie

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1) First used as a pirates way of saying "give me your wifes penis"

2) Now used as a statement to attract the opposite sex with vigor and passion.

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Scew you, Whore!

Person1: Ugh you're such a skank!

Person 2: Pickle you, Kumquat!

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Kumquats are amazing and if you feel like a kumquat you are feeling the best feeling in the world.

Everything is going great, i'm feeling like a kumquat.

by turnthatshiton January 18, 2015

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When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

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when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 February 29, 2016

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