Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.

All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck

by Me ^____________^ April 24, 2009

krotchman

A dirty jew that pick's his/her nose and eat's there own shit in the cave that they live in. They also ignore the outside world around them and can be found working at jewel as what else, cashier, or bagger, cart pusher.

"Cool Guy", Dave! come on, I know your in there wake ur jew ass up!, As you listen you hear jewish footstep's tip toeing around the house, and whisper's. while trying to act like they are not home. This is a Krotchman.

by weeerrrreJEWISHHHH! January 17, 2008

kroetch

1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.

Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006

KRAFT

Kan't Remember A Fucking Thing.

"I know you say we discussed this, but I just KRAFT."

by TangoWhiskey69 August 26, 2013

kraft singles bandit

someone who steals cheese from a party

"did you hear that nick bitetto stole cheese from a party?"
"yeah he's the kraft singles bandit!!"

by lawl thomas November 7, 2009

Koofting

The art of achieving ones personal needs at the cost of another persons efforts.

"Stop koofting on my chips, you didn't drop a penny."
"I was koofting on his notes and got an A on the exam."

by Big Baba September 28, 2015

Kraftee

The best person to hang out with and play some video games! A general person that everyone loves and appreciates in all aspects of life!

Kraftee is the best twitch streamer in the world! ; Kraftee is such a nice guy to hang with!

by Hamilton Shou April 1, 2019