Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by December 08, 2020

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He is gay, abnormally small penis, ugly as fuck

Man, thank god im not kristian

by Jonny 515 April 29, 2016

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He's got a fat minge ya know

Damn did you see Kristian's fat minge today its looking massive

by ITDRyan May 09, 2022

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A mock Christian. A person who claims to be Christian, but their attitude, morals, beliefs, and actions prove quite the contrary. "Kristian" starting with a 'K' was inspired by "Krab" starting with a 'K'. Mock crab = krab. Mock Christian = Kristian.

"I believe the country would be better off if guided by my Kristian principles."

by Jawn Henry September 20, 2019

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