Kristian

Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world

Kristian (king savage) is my lord and savior

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Kristian

He is gay, abnormally small penis, ugly as fuck

Man, thank god im not kristian

by Jonny 515 May 24, 2016

Kristian

A mock Christian. A person who claims to be Christian, but their attitude, morals, beliefs, and actions prove quite the contrary. "Kristian" starting with a 'K' was inspired by "Krab" starting with a 'K'. Mock crab = krab. Mock Christian = Kristian.

"I believe the country would be better off if guided by my Kristian principles."

by Jawn Henry September 20, 2019

Kristian

He's got a fat minge ya know

Damn did you see Kristian's fat minge today its looking massive

by ITDRyan May 9, 2022

Kristian

A small cocked dude who smells of ratiators and goes to gaffs to give his mates a wank

‘Kristian s coming,get Ye willys out’.

by Pooyyyy coopply November 11, 2017

Kristian

A complete asshole......... a guy who uses other people for their own ego

That guy is such a kristian.

by Miss moving on June 11, 2019

kristian

a really annoying skinny kid who always spams in group chats

Dude thats kid is such a kristian

by kristian is weird August 20, 2020