dirty krispy kreme

where a man goes out to the krispy kreme store and buys a dozen donuts while the hot sign is on. He then proceeds to get head from a k.k. employed female with a donut on his dick, and then when he is about to blow his load the girl yells "MORE CREAM PLEASE!" and nuts all over the box of donuts and then puts them out as samples for the unsuspecting customers.

Dude you see that cute girl that works at krispy kreme, she totally just asked me if I wanted to help her make some dirty krispy kremes!

by babyjane&sugarpussy June 18, 2012

Sponsored by Krispy Kreme

When someone glazes someone too much or is glazing in general

It’s kind of a pun because Krispy Kreme sells glazed donuts

The media: “wow, isn’t Victor Wembanyama so dreamy? Isn’t literally the best? He’s already better than MJ AND LeBron”
Me: “is the NBA sponsored by Krispy Kreme?”

by Cool100Fires November 07, 2023

Krispy Kreme Liberal

A person who is so out of touch with reality that they believe Krispy Kreme donuts are fire and they believe Hilary didn’t delete the emails.

“Guys like Gurpreet are what we call Krispy Kreme Liberals. He thinks Kamala is good at something.”

by Gurpreet da Kreme September 21, 2022

Krispy Kreme Kraving

An intense, overwhelming desire to consume a Krispy Kreme doughnut, glazed, filled or otherwise

Dan: 'I could kill for a doughnut right now'
Jack: 'Omg me too, I have such a Krispy Kreme Kraving'

by byron171 October 25, 2010

Krispy Kreme

When a male ejaculates in a female's face creating a glaze like a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

I was beatin' down this chick, pulled out, and straight Krispy Kremed her face.

by bwilliams021880 November 23, 2010

krispy kreme donut

A fat white girl.

Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.

by 116584 January 15, 2018

Krispy Kreme Diet

A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.

Joanna- "I'm so fat"

April- "To be honest, you really are fat"

Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"

April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"

(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)

Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"

(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)

David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"

Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"

David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."

by The_Buddy January 25, 2010