Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Kracken

The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.

Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"

by Crawford_H8er December 19, 2010

Kache

A Bitch ass motherfucker who fucked my wife.

My wife cheated on me with Kache.

by Teen315 April 15, 2020

kachess

an expression often used after a good joke or good insult.

"That girl is soooooo hot!"
"Your mom was hot in bed last night! Kachess!"

by Danjo Krozeata January 11, 2009

Karcher arse

An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner

Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome

by FrankHank November 16, 2016

Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke

Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release

by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018

krackenberger

If you ever meet a person with last name you will never meet a person better for you. This person is usually a girl. So if you ever get the chance to meet her go for it being more than just a friendship because this girl should star on baywatch. She's German,based on her last name and literally looks like the beach, deep blue eyes, and sand colored hair. You have probably never noticed, but wow look at that ASS. She is also known to be the most beautiful girl alive. So take her, tell her you love her, and PROVE it.

That Krackenberger girl has got me fallen for her.

by Krackenberger September 1, 2018