diddy kong

The well known sidekick from the donkey kong series. Although it seems he is small he can actually over power anyone at anytime. He runs the game and when hes angry, watch out, he'll throw his hat

Chuck Norris couldnt even look at diddy kong without crying.

by Scott Squires November 11, 2006

Hong Kong

A prison made by the chinese government to lock up citizen and censor out all voices of their citizen.

Hong Kong is originally a good place but is destroyed by the chinese government now.

by bored hong kong student September 17, 2020

hong kong

A beautiful city in China. People mostly have the wrong image of it though.
No, Chinese people here don't work on rice fields, they are majorly in Finance and Banking.

Michael Kors(designer)
"Hong Kong is Beverly Hills on steroids"

by wizo June 29, 2005

Funky Kong

the god of mario kart wii

funky kong is the best character, how tf has he never been in another game?

by StringCool June 15, 2020

Cranky Kong

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

Aiden Kong

A mentally unstable musician who probably does drugs and says terrible asian jokes

Aiden Kong is a dumbass.

by Some smart person July 26, 2022