Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.
"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"
by sysonpyh July 8, 2010
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An adjective that means more than handsome. Someone with exceptionally good looks, character, and classiness.
Darren Criss is so Kole.
by BreAnnaCupcake January 22, 2012
Get the Kole mug.1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.
2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater
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2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater
see peeping tom
Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"
Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"
Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)
Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"
Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"
Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"
Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)
Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"
Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"
Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"
by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010
Get the Kobe Watching mug.Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter died in a tragic helicopter accident on the morning of the 26th of January. RIP Kobe Bryant, 1978 - 2020
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- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"
- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."
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