1. 4 girlfriends?!?! Where do you think you are, the middle east? Nah, im just good at kobeing!
2. yo i went to utah the other day, and those mormons are sure good at kobeing
2. yo i went to utah the other day, and those mormons are sure good at kobeing
by kobeing March 05, 2010
by jackdaniels April 29, 2004
Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
by B-ball fan. January 02, 2005
Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings
2. A type of steak.
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings
2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.
2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
by .PHunKk August 31, 2005
While having sex, the man counts his thrusts out loud until reaching 81 when he promptly pulls out, yells 'KOBE,' and leaves.
Woman 1- 'Last night the guy I was with counted to 81 and then yelled something and left.'
Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'
Woman 2- 'Aw damn girl, you got the Kobe.'
by Simon Martin June 17, 2008
Person 1: Man I don't think I can keep playing basketball even though I have 5 NBA title rings.
Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe
Person 2: Dude your such a Kobe
by Cjstyles June 25, 2010