Urban Knowitall

Guy who puts definitions on urban dictionary to either make someone laugh, or to prove himself right.

Urban Knowitall: guys look on urban dictionary, it has my username! and it says im handsome and rich!
Person: you posted that...

by Briksawse232134 May 25, 2020

Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits

“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”

by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023

knifies

A way of getting high using a glass bottle(like milk), popping the bottom off, then getting two knifes red hot, sandwiching the dope in between the two and putting it under the bottomless bottle, and inhaling.

Lindsay loves to play knifies with her friends.

by Kelsey M.A. July 12, 2007

knoi-tal

slang for know-it-all

Dude is a damn knoi-tal.

by spen53 March 23, 2016

Knoxi

A person who worships knox and his "flash" so much, that he will vote 0 and write abusive reviews on knox parodies on newgrounds.com, telling them to "Go to hell, Knox is the most talented flash artist and you suck!", because he obviously can't take a joke about an artist, just because he's a fanboy.

Synonyms: knox nazis, knox fans with no sense of humor (except only for knox's "flash"), knox fan boys, etc.

It's kind of like of what a toadie is to legendary frog and what a Foam-Head is to illwillpress and/or foamy

A knoxi wrote a bad review on my movie, just because it was bashing knox.

Knoxis complained that one of knox's dubs got flagged, and then they all jumped for joy when a person unflagged it, once again letting Knox get away with breaking NG rules, even though RenegadeClock's overdub of one of Knox's movies got deleted. Pure hypocritism if you asked me.

by ShortbusGus February 20, 2005

knifing

In the gaming community, using any melee weapon that has a blade to kill or eliminate foes.

Corrupt Flame is the best at knifing

Using an energy sword in the Halo series is considered knifing by some.

Black ops knifing is too easy.

Blades of the Divine is the best knifing clan out there.

by Tommy12 October 6, 2012

Knifing

Ferocious fingering of gushing cunt in the standard knifing motion. hand must be bladed to carry out act effectively.

This is usually performed after spooning and before forking!!

We was spooning for ages, so when we finally got round to knifing I did eviscerate the poor girl with my bladed hand.

by Ayoung18 November 7, 2012