Ralph Klein

Premier of Alberta. Debt-eliminator. Implementor of progressive policy leading to superior wealth creation opportunities for all Albertans.

Known in some quarters as King Ralph.

Thanks to Ralph Klein, Alberta is debt-free and unlike Saskatchewan, is also free of communism.

by pitz September 2, 2004

Ethan Klein

A self-proclaimed "comedian" and YouTuber who somehow managed to amass a following despite possessing all the charm of a wet sock. Known for his signature style of lazily dissecting and mocking other content creators under the guise of "critique," Ethan has perfected the art of recycling outdated memes and regurgitating the same tired jokes. He has become the embodiment of mediocrity and a cautionary tale for anyone considering a career in online entertainment. Approach with extreme caution, as prolonged exposure to his videos may result in severe brain cell loss and an uncontrollable urge to slam your head into a wall.

Person A: Have you seen that latest Ethan Klein video?
Person B: Yeah, I unfortunately stumbled upon it. My brain cells are still recovering.

by elsaabka June 19, 2023

Calvin Klein

A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.

Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!

by ChrisTheBoss May 21, 2022

Mr. Klein

He is teacher that is really a middle schooler on the inside but also knows how to keep shit in order. He is that adult who is always caught up with the current memes and slang terms. He loves funny cringey jokes and doesn’t gaf about cussing in front of his students. He is overall the best teacher you could get.

Student: what are we doing today Mr. Klein?
Mr. Klein: TO HELL WITH WORK, ITS MEME MONDAY FORGET ABOUT THE DUMB Ass work !!!

by KUNTA KINTEEEEE November 21, 2019

Chiam Klein

Chiam Klein was the most intelligent and kindest person on this planet. He was born on May 5th 1934 and passed away October 25 2018. Chiam was my grandfather and my best friend. I miss him very much and will love him forever. Chiam was everything and anything. He could make friends so easily and loved helping people. Chiam Klein was a beloved father, brother, son, grandfather, and uncle. Chiam Klein was the best man you could ever get to meet. Always have him in your hearts!❤️ He was and will always be my poppy.

A: what’s your poppy’s name
B: chiam Klein

A:wow I heard he’s the best
B:he is!

by You you March 27, 2019

dirty klein

When you are balls deep in your homie watching the power puff girls on cartoon network and you cum to mojo-jojo deep thoating a banana

It happened again, I did a dirty klein whilst bumming Ryan and all of a sudden mojo-jojo whipped out his banana and I exploded my klein juice inside Ryan

by DeKleinGaming June 28, 2020

micah klein

micah klein is a guy who doesn’t know how to interact with other human beings and will never get a girl. he can sometimes be smart but he is not that bright most of the time. he doesn’t have the looks at all but he can have a nice personality if he tries. micah kleins think that are the shit when they are trash.

hey dude! did u see micah klein at school yesterday?

by defection maker May 30, 2020