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kleenex mansize

a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really
Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!
by mynameisnotearl January 25, 2009
mugGet the kleenex mansizemug.

Kleenex Effect

When a brand becomes so synonymous with a certain product that it replaces the product name itself
You know how no matter the brand of tissue, you call it a Kleenex? This is an example of the Kleenex effect
by NamesNotChris February 17, 2024
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Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.
"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"
by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016
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Kleenex or bounty

Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”

Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
Kleenex or bounty
by Billy-Soo December 8, 2020
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kleenex kid

A millennial liberal typically supporting BLM or antifa That is typically utterly useless and whose father should’ve jacked off in a Kleenex instead of procreating
There goes that fool Alex to call everyone that he disagrees with a racist again , what a Kleenex kid ..
by Scratch Legba November 26, 2020
mugGet the kleenex kidmug.

Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.
"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."
by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012
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kleenex moment

heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry
Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.
by phgirl June 15, 2016
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