Klaus Hargreaves

A pansexual character from the Netflix show, the umbrella academy, also none as number four, the sēance. He is in love with Dave, has an addiction to drugs, alcohol, started a cult, is somewhat of a goth

I love Klaus Hargreaves

by Tua fan_ April 27, 2022

Klaus Schwab

Most ebil gommunist/fascist (NazBol?) in the world. He wants to achieve peak socialism by outlawing meat and property ownership, and forcing people to eat bugs. He wants to kill billions of "useless eaters" through pandemics and starvation so the world is populated mostly by Asian people, as part of his Great Reset plan. He is lichrully the next Carl Marks, and no food no iPhone vuvuzela 100 trillion dead.

At least, that's what chuds believe.

Also, he never said the magic words "you will own nothing".

"When we build the post-COVID world... one of the important places to start is to ensure that the fruits of the Fourth Industrial Revolution are really shared by all."
-Honorable Chairman of the World Proletariat Forum and Comrade Klaus Schwab

by Built the Obamids October 5, 2022

bex taylor klaus

A hot, sexy woman with great hips and ass. best actress and lesbian you will ever meet ;)

"have you seen scream?"
"what with Bex taylor klaus in it? yes shes so hot!"

by mushroomo May 24, 2017

International klaus day

December 25th is international klaus day, on which you must watch the netflix original movie klaus or else

Better fucking watch klaus on international klaus day!

by ThisMelonBen December 24, 2020

klaus floride

Klaus floride was the bassist in the dead kennedy's in 1985. his real name is geoffrey lylall. When jello decided to creat his band he was the second one in. now 16 years later dead kennedy's has reunited. but idioticly trials about jello by the rest of the band have excluded him.

"I can never hear klaus on the bass"

by pilar May 13, 2005

Aaliyah loves klaus

it means a girl name Aaliyah loves and/or is obsessed with klaus

Aaliyah loves klaus mikaelson and is obsessed

by aaliyahlovestvdd February 10, 2021

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003