I have kimchi

When a woman is on her period as the smell of kimchi mimics what’s in her pants.

Boy: hey want to go upstairs?
Girl: I have Kimchi

by DaDopeyRunner December 28, 2021

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH February 14, 2012

Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.

She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.

by BigSDub May 2, 2025

Kimchi

A person that can never be hated, but hates the entire humankind. A sensitive dummy who can break your bones if you mess up. Laughs without making any sounds. A rare species found near latitude 19.0760°N.

You wish you had a friend like Kimchi, too bad she is in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022

Kimchi

Getting down and dirty

“You tryna kimchi yeahhh?”

by Sweetmama February 10, 2023

Kimchi

A whore who makes out with everyone in the party except her crush because she doesnt want to be easy. Is always shaved and isnt afraid to show it! Her ass makes everybody go crazy and she likes to put chob in it for fun! Calls people antar and always has a stekpanna.

Look a whore! It must be kimchi!

by Baraforfriends December 11, 2016

kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.

* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*

by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017