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Fat Girl Ketchup

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community
Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup
by DonRon August 11, 2010
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Kitchen-Rave

Basically, when you dance like an idiot in your kitchen, generally while cooking. May result in accidents, minor burns, and fire.
Sarah: What is that noise? It sounds like... music...
Delphine: Oh, that'll be the neighbours.
Sarah: *quizzical look*
Delphine: They're having a kitchen-rave.
Sarah: Is that why I can also hear a fire alarm?
by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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kitchen hands

Hands that are used to being burnt and carrying hot plates from the restaurant industry.
"Don't worry I have kitchen hands," replied Nina when the waitress told her to be careful.
by Avianna Cheri May 6, 2016
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Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.
"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"
by Billiest March 8, 2010
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kretched

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars
yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere
by programous October 21, 2010
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Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.
by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014
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ketchup addict

Someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water.

Some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. When u have a bottle in your car or bring one to work or school.
Collapsed in an alleyway red stained clothes clutching a bottle of Heniz. He must be a ketchup addict.....
by KetchupKing November 7, 2013
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