Kiester

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.

"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."

by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017

Kiester

1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.

1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota

by Ekrons December 4, 2012

Kekster

Person with the answer to almost everything. Originated in a growing community.

Person One: Who do you think is the master kekster?
Person Two: Vik, obviously, duh!

by PokemonNo August 4, 2016

thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.

I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.

by Pollster March 4, 2009

keister bunny

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

by AMOK594 February 7, 2008

Kester

An inventive and innovative software engineer. Commonly heard throughout the video game industry.

Dude, if only we had a Kester to help us finish this title.

by skookum42 February 4, 2010

keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

by er0315 May 24, 2005