The act of placing ones thumb into the rectum of an animal followed by removing it and placing it directly into ones own rectum followed by removing said thumb and inserting into ones own mouth while humming a tune.
While Dan was frolicking in a meadow, he came upon a sheep. While noticing that nobody was watching he decided to stick his thumb in the sheep's ass, remove it and place it in his own ass. For reasons still unknown, he then sucked on his thumb and hummed a little tune on his new Stinky Kazoo!
by ZenRy October 04, 2010
by mrs_equator August 17, 2006
People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.
by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020
When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
by theotherslimshady December 22, 2013
I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.
by Posepha Jrice January 02, 2021
When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.
by ThatKazooKid March 27, 2019
People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.
“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”
by SeanPP May 13, 2019