Stinky Kazoo

The act of placing ones thumb into the rectum of an animal followed by removing it and placing it directly into ones own rectum followed by removing said thumb and inserting into ones own mouth while humming a tune.

While Dan was frolicking in a meadow, he came upon a sheep. While noticing that nobody was watching he decided to stick his thumb in the sheep's ass, remove it and place it in his own ass. For reasons still unknown, he then sucked on his thumb and hummed a little tune on his new Stinky Kazoo!

by ZenRy October 5, 2010

cancer kazoo

A smoker's tracheotomy tube

Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.

by mrs_equator August 17, 2006

Kazoo-mer

People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.

A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.

by Professor grandmaster G July 21, 2020

Juice Kazoo

When you fart a high pitched sqeaky and a thin stream of liquid filth shoots into your undies.

"Dude, I tried farting on Bill, but all I got was the ol' juice kazoo. I'm never living this down."

by 3stinkpinkdrink January 11, 2021

Dutch Kazoo

When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.

When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".

by theotherslimshady December 21, 2013

Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019