Don't go to Kansas.
by I literally have 0 friends August 21, 2021
Get the Kansasmug. by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023
Get the Flat as Kansasmug. When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Get the Kansas Tornadomug. We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
Get the Kansas Kazoomug. If you like very noisy compared to a large city, But everywhere. Cheap built homes and apartments and lack of law enforcement then this is the place for you. Otherwise enjoy everything else Kansas has to offer.
Bob: Hey lest move to kansas.
Debbie: sure its cheap and affordable
Bob: ya and can pimp my truck and blast my subs without any harrassment.
Debbie: sure Bob we can wake the neighbors 24/7 and the walls are thin and cheap.
Bob: nothing wrong wit that!!
Debbie: sure its cheap and affordable
Bob: ya and can pimp my truck and blast my subs without any harrassment.
Debbie: sure Bob we can wake the neighbors 24/7 and the walls are thin and cheap.
Bob: nothing wrong wit that!!
by BubbaRonaldCharles June 24, 2010
Get the Kansasmug. by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009
Get the Kansas Milkmug. Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!
by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016
Get the Kansas Handjobmug.