Kanker kech

A woman (Dutch language)

Do you see that "kanker kech" there, she looks like she wants to mate.

by A girl with sexual desires March 16, 2021

je kanker vader

translates to duch to: your cancer father.

used by chads to assert dominance .

je cumsnor lijkt echt op die van je kanker vader.

by kankervader123 February 28, 2021

Hospital Kankles

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.

*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”

by Sacredfart November 17, 2022

Falafel Kanken

One of those stupid, overpriced backpacks that all the dumb blond girls have; often seen in within the art hoe aesthetic; actually spelled “fjalraven kanken” but no one knows how to pronounce that

Have you seen Amy’s new falafel kanken?

by psychopsychedelic June 13, 2019

Kanken

Actually a really good backpack that was invented to help prevent back pain in Swedish schoolchildren. Has had a niche following for decades that will keep using it after vsco girls fade into obscurity.

I’m bringing my Kanken on the hike with some snacks and a (non hydro-flask) water bottle.

by AsimovtheCat September 27, 2019

Kankles

When the calves and feet are connecting showing no ankle. Its extremely NASTY.

Katie Kurbis has the worst kankles, worse than Aaron Ganz!

by Katie Hater November 7, 2004

Kankle Harvest

A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.

o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.

by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009