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kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007
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kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse
by beast head June 16, 2008
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Kaiser Sung

by Durban April 10, 2003
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Kaiserlichenparteikappe

The hat worn by the Commissar of Education in the German empire. It featured black and white stripes and was topped with a German Eagle. It also sported a chinstrap, to allow the commissar to bend down without the headgear falling off.

The hat was also briefly worn by Adolf Hitler during his 56th birthday. However, he felt that the strap was too tight, and threw it across the room. The hat was last seen on April 20th, 1945.
Krebs: "Mein Fuhrer, I got you the Kaiserlichenparteikappe".
Hitler: "Excellent, I will wear it until I die."
10 Minutes Later
Hitler:"This strap is digging into my fat chin!"
by Kaktovik November 3, 2013
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Kaiser Imnop

Usually a male person, that just began hitting puberty.
A Kaiser Imnop is usually very rude on the internet, and disrespectuful.
A Kaiser usually deosn't accept bad criticism in anyway, so he just blames on you.
Also, most of the humanity hates this rare, french species of Kaiser.
I hate kaiser imnop.
by random_yes_random_person October 22, 2017
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kaisercaenar

one cool guy to be honest, if you ever come across this person you better kneel down to him, he's one of the best minecraft pvpers there is, although he might not be popular he is definitely great and don't get me started with his skills in mobile legends, like goddamn.
guy 1: hey who tf is kaisercaenar?
guy 2: yeah why does he get like savages every minute
guy 3: does this guy play lol?
guy 4: guys, he's god.
by xxPussykiller123xx April 18, 2020
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Kaiser Steroids

These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|

OR it could make you high
I use Kaiser Steroids. I'm gud.
by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 5, 2021
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