Jaffa's

When a certain person is chatting shit and or waffling. Means they are talking straight shit out of their mouth.

"Your chatting Jaffa's now Peter"
Tommy: "I think GCSE's are tomorrow"
Wilson: "Stop chatting Jaffa's Tommy"

by nasmeister June 9, 2018

Batty Jaffa

A male who cannot produce sperm from his penis.

'I heard there was problems in the bedroom, but I didn't know he was a batty jaffa!'

by Wheres Wally October 8, 2007

Juffalo

Possibly the most anoying word ever. Juffalo refers to an Icp fan who only listens to it because they think it will make them cool. Juffalos often know absolutely nothing about ICP or any other horrocore music. Ironically, Juffalo is more often used by juffalos to describe real juggalos than the other way around. Ussually speaks in supposedly black slang that even black people cant understand. See also poser

Juffalo: Nyikka Yo' isnt down bitch boi mathafackoo! you only gots like nine albums.
Juggalo: What does Icp stand for?
Juffalo: Haay mayin fack you! Of course I be knowin dat shit! It mean Incredibly Crazy People you ignant nyikka!

by ChuckNorrisKilledBobSaget February 9, 2006

jaffa

Jaffa (n) To Jaffa (v) Jaffa’d (adj) The art of Jaffa’ing is a highly technical skill and is a modern day advancement on pulling ‘bunny ears’ behind peoples heads on photographs. To Jaffa someone you must divert their attention to the camera and before the flash goes off look at your companion in disgust, quizzically or generally as if they are a total odd bod without them noticing. The result, they have unknowingly been totally jaffa’d! There are variations of the original Jaffa including:

The Double Jaffa – When two people Jaffa the same victim

The Uber Jaffa – When 2 or more people Jaffa one person, and that person is pulling a rather ridiculous face/pose

The Jaffa Off – When 2 people in the picture unknowingly Jaffa each other at the same time – in that case best Jaffa wins

The Dangerous Jaffa - Jaffa'ing a stranger who may well kick your head in if discovered

Please see:
http: //www.facebook.com /group.php? gid=2313754058

The group site is called 'You've been Jaffa'd' here members can upload their photos, so plenty of good examples.

by Chief Jaffmeister May 7, 2007

Jaffa-rape

The forceful application of a Jaffa cake into someone elses mouth.

My diet was going so well until i was Jaffa-raped. Then I just had to have more.
jaffa cake biscuit orange mouth cake

by Jaffa-rapist June 27, 2012

Jaffacaking

It means to get on someone's good side my being nice and friendly to them.

Jonnys mum said,"don't try and get round me by jaffacaking me"

by Rogers lambs June 4, 2017

Jaffa

Someone who doesn’t take part in biscuit society debates

You didn’t take part in last weeks biscuit society debate? What are you some kind of filthy Jaffa?

by Crumb Dumpster June 28, 2019