jaffet

an adjective used for an extremely cool person who does good in school and everyone is jealous for. It can also mean academic perfection and purity. This adjective tends to be used for very smart very nice people.

OH my god! Hes so Perfect! Hes very jaffet

by W.H.O3301993 December 23, 2008

Jafftastic

Something so fantastic it makes you want to spaff in your pants.

Andy: Oh my god Ben? Did you make this asparagus soup?

Andy: Why yes Ben, I did.

Ben: Fuck me. It's bloody jafftastic!

by Encyclopaedo July 19, 2010

Jaffa Snatch

A ginger birds vagina

I heard Cilla Black had one hell of a Jaffa Snatch

by Jamesrjbh October 15, 2018

jraf

ITS SPELLED GIRAFFE YOU DINGUS

Bill-Thats a cute JRAF
Guadaloupe- It's spelled GIRAFFE

by Budgii November 8, 2018

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel April 24, 2018

Jaffered

To be messed up.

This situation is really Jaffered up.

by max November 18, 2003

jaffet

smart, perfect, intelligent. Is used for people that are quiet but very nice and hide their true potential. Very smart and intelligent. Shy yet great, and when they do meet people they are very good friends.

He is so intelligent and smart he is definetly jaffet

by awesome1234 December 24, 2008