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Jowned

A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican). Mostly used in video games.
"Hey Sam, guess what? I just Jowned that guy in the jeep with my zero! He never knew what hit him."
by Babo Sang Pyo September 15, 2005
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JoWooded

A JoWooded game is when the publisher doesn't support its developers and the users properly, and release their videogames in the worst shape possible, rendering them totally unplayable because its full of bugs and feels unfinished.
There're a lot of JoWoodeske publishers around the world.

JoWooded also means that a person, most likely a gamer, that got cheated by buying a crappy game that fulfilled none of his/her expectations.
Dude 1: Hey dude, what about Gothic 3: Forsaken Gods, is it worthwhile?
Dude 2: No, it's another JoWooded game, don't ever touch it if you still conserve your dignity.
Dude 1: It's really that bad? Then what about Mistmare?
Dude 2: Nooo, that's another Jowooded game.
Dude 1: But it wasn't published by JW, wasn't it?
Dude 2: No it wasn't, but it's crappy and unplayable as Forsaken Gods.

Another example:
Dude A: Man, I just adquired Dark Void. What a sh*t load of f*ck it is. I'm mad and disappointed.
Dude B: Just got JoWooded.
by Argenguy1 September 29, 2010
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Jowdy

(Susan thinks my running shorts are awfully jowdy.)
by Slaight November 19, 2004
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jowayne

Jowayne is a bad ass sexy muthafucka
Yow yuh dah yute deh

yh him fresh doe
yh he's such a Jowayne
by kattywiddafatty August 2, 2018
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jowa love

Jowa love is not a Long lasting love between couple,
Jowa love has the tendencies to have a lot of Love,

Jowa love is ain't true love
I have been doing Jowa love in my youth days
by IraJao03 March 14, 2018
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pussy jowls

The large fleshy hanging pieces of skin on each side of the vagina. They connect to the lower ass cheeks to resemble an animals jowls.
That chicks yoga pants were so tight you could see her pussy jowls when she down dogged.
by k-ellen September 17, 2012
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Jowter

A rock solid, extremely hard, beach ball shaped belly caused by drinking lots of beer and eating hot dogs.
Kevin's dad has a very impressive Jowter.
by Dan A. Root July 11, 2006
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