gerbil jousting

when 2 men get on their hands and knees with their asses facing each other with each of them having a gerbil already loaded into their assholes and then place a single clear tube into both participants assholes long enough to fit snugly into both of their asses with enough room in between the two of them to watch the drama unfold. When ready, both contestants try to force each others gerbil into the others asshole, to make it seem as if holding court in the days of king arthur only there are no humans with their lives at stake, instead you are witness to the grand spectacle of gerbil jousting...dressing up the gerbils in time appropriate garb is optional but it does lend a certain air of authenticity to the event. If neither person can force the other gerbil to the other side then you will be witness to the brutal act of hand-to-hand gerbil combat which does happen from time to time. LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!

MATT: my ass is really sore. MEL: well, maybe you shouldn't have been the official site for this years gerbil jousting contest you big, sloppy fag.

by amanda huginlick March 11, 2010

jobstacle

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.

Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.

by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009

justahug

Implying a hug when it blatantly isnt just a hug, and is something else such as a subtle attempt at a sexual encounter.

"it's justahug" *grabs crotch*

by Hollis91 May 28, 2008

jouta kujo

god help us all
kakyoin laid an egg.

luke, go fuck yourself. jouta kujo is the reason for global warming.

by cowaldo November 9, 2021

Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

u/JustAboutEnoughSpace

A serial heartbreaker, a jackass, a home wrecker, a collector of bans, and a shitpost factory.

"Don't fucking marry that guy. He's totally a u/JustAboutEnoughSpace."

by notabear629 August 18, 2019

penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.

Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.

by Ben Walker January 17, 2006