Jordie

A crackheaded player who feeds on Lg's and treats them like items and ditches them if he gets bored. He's a lowlife loser who gets high and forgets everything. He's lived double life than he remembers. And he's an Albacore Tuna.

He better learn fast cuz when he messes with the wrong family, he's gonna get it.

Hey jordies!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIR!!!!

Jordie: You are so hot!
Lg: o rlly? thanks
Jordie (while LG's friends are in a bathtub): You wanna go out?
LG: yes

3 hours later
Jordie(on facebook): It's over
LG: pissed

by Snack Kit April 10, 2010

Jordy

A fat dude who likes to kiss his dad and likes to break his leg before important occasions

For example: wow the party was lit too bad Jordy didn’t come he broke his ass bone

by Gegegegegegegeggeg August 01, 2019

Jordie

A mexican that lays bricks, works for nothing, worthless, off the boarder,

hey dude i heard you got jordie working at your house

yeah man its awesome

by Jman WASSUP April 12, 2005

Jordy

a rude guy who calls everyone bot. HE IS UGLY!!! HE IS A LIAR!

Angle: hey jordy
Jordy: hey bot
Angle: god i just said hey.

by a_girl_who_has_a_shitty_life14 July 06, 2019

Jordie

A cyoote little crack-head that smiles like a retard but hesh still cyoote. Prolly hash a gf irl but who cares. ^^

"Misha and Riffin are both obsessed with Jordie but neither of them are getting him."

by Riffin October 04, 2003

Jordie

Another reason why America Got Attacked

Jordan's an American?..Shit we all better get to Africa

by Lesley March 24, 2004

jordis

All of the teachers pet. No one likes her. Total bitch, tall, long hair and plays football. She thinks that damit is a bad word and is a goodie two shoes. She’s so fucking ugly that when guys see her they want to tear out there eyes. She has at least one brother that she never gets in fights with because she doesn’t want her parents to get mad at her. She’s an asshole to everyone. Fuck Jordis

Fuck you Jordis.

by Vans that steal babys March 08, 2018