Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004

Aunt Jemima

A term used for reserveing front seat status in a vehicle. Counter to rosa parks which outranks shot gun and various other forms of front seat reservation.

John called shot gun but I threw out a Aunt Jemima to counter it.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

Jemima

Jemima is incredible! The absolute best person you could ever ask for. She is gorgeous and creative. She love to dance. She is strong hearted, kind and caring. She is AMAZING!!!!

Friend 1: wasn't Jemima soooo kind today
Friend 2: she also danced really well.

Friend 3: Jemima is the best,

by LollipopRainbows April 21, 2021

Aunt Jemima's Tits

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)

Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."

by voook August 25, 2010

Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.

Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.

by dave namegah April 8, 2011

Aunt Jemima

A thick, black, powerful women filled with a sugary, brown syrup

Aunt jemima is the thickest chick within the Ghetto

by Ortho101 June 6, 2017