John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

that thang that killed john wayne

Hella fire marijuana. Frequently used by the one and only Snopp Dogg aka Your Host wit The Most aka Finding Nemo aka Nemo Hoes.

*hits blunt* mmm, mmm. It's that thang that killed John Wayne

by giulianul April 10, 2022

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.

Why does my office restroom always seem to have John Wayne Toilet Paper?

by Genuine April 26, 2005

Texas John Wayne

When you get two girls laying on your bed naked put your hands in your pockets ready to shoot. Get one one of the girls to scream "Draw" then simultaneously fingerbang both of them at the same time, while screaming, "bang, bang, bang, die you rotten scoundrels."

I shot those two bitches down, they loved me acting like I was a real Texas john Wayne.

by ArtKerr July 22, 2009

john wayne toilet paper

Its rough. Its tough. And it dont take no shit from any indians.

Pretty much anything any cowboy ever wiped his ass with.

by Will June 5, 2003

john wayne toilet paper

A term for when the cardboard tube of a depleted roll of toilet paper is used as toilet paper.

"Man, I was out of good toilet paper so, I had to use the john wayne toilet paper" Jake said. His roommates replied "I see. So you had to use the empty roll."

by Morrison House February 16, 2008