Joandra

The most amazing person in the world. A very lovable person. Beautiful person. She is just the person you can go to when you are wanting to cheer up.

I just got back from 5 months in Florida and could not wait to see that Joandra.

by Apple Pie Apple November 29, 2011

Jordan van der Chys

Is attractive, cute, sweet, nice, hilarious. Pretty much anything a girl could ask for! (: Would be amazing to employ and is just all round the best thing that is going around today.

Person1: Hey, what's your name?
Person2: Jordan van der Chys.
Person1: I love you. Forever!!!!!!!!!

by PinKladybugs October 10, 2011

JORDAN BRO

THE MOST EGGIC BRO EVER! don't mess jordan or you will get the fist of fury. CEO OF THE WORD EGGIC

Friend 1: who the new kid
Friend 2: it's JORDAN BRO, HE"S SO EGGIC

by EGG BRO July 16, 2020

Higgs-Jordan

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

by HCSS January 11, 2009

anti jordan poole effect

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.

I have the anti jordan poole effect

by Minkyballz February 19, 2023

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away!

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

whatsup my jordan

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch

boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee

by alaiyah April 3, 2021