prime-jitsu

A marital art invented and practiced by world renowned Bad man Donnie Primetime. It is a discipline that is said to take 1000 years to master.

Donnie Primetime is the Master of Prime-Jitsu!

prime-jitsu by Donnie Primetime January 25, 2017

Jew jitsu 

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

Jew jitsu by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jiu jitsu

The word that usually refers to Brazilian jiu jitsu.

- I practice jiu jitsu.

Jiu jitsu by beterpan June 6, 2019

Ku Jitsu 

The machinations of racist lawmakers and legislators during and after the reconstruction era to preserve the status quo.

Extra-judicial activities of the Ku Klux Klan and other white supremacist groups.

Getting away with blatant racism.

How did segregation last a hundred years after the Civil War? That was some real ku jitsu.

Brad lit a bunch of crosses on fire last night, in a display of ku jitsu.

Kevin called his coworker a racial slur and HR didn’t even investigate it. How he keeps practicing ku jitsu is beyond me.

Ku Jitsu by birdsnplanes June 7, 2021

dick jitsu 

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

dick jitsu by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

jiu jitsu

The gentle art, you can use it to defend, and attack at the same time. If you have bully problems, DON'T PUNCH!!!!!! Go to the nearest jiu jitsu dojo, and learn.

My friend got me in a jiu jitsu armbar.

jiu jitsu by ?????smiley face May 11, 2022

Tragedeigh jitsu 

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

Tragedeigh jitsu by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023