prime-jitsu

A marital art invented and practiced by world renowned Bad man Donnie Primetime. It is a discipline that is said to take 1000 years to master.

Donnie Primetime is the Master of Prime-Jitsu!

by Donnie Primetime January 25, 2017

Ku Jitsu

The machinations of racist lawmakers and legislators during and after the reconstruction era to preserve the status quo.

Extra-judicial activities of the Ku Klux Klan and other white supremacist groups.

Getting away with blatant racism.

How did segregation last a hundred years after the Civil War? That was some real ku jitsu.

Brad lit a bunch of crosses on fire last night, in a display of ku jitsu.

Kevin called his coworker a racial slur and HR didn’t even investigate it. How he keeps practicing ku jitsu is beyond me.

by birdsnplanes June 7, 2021

word jitsu

The art of using a person's words against them.

Will used word jitsu to make that guy look like a tool/

by whcgonzo March 24, 2012

Jiu jitsu

The word that usually refers to Brazilian jiu jitsu.

- I practice jiu jitsu.

by beterpan June 6, 2019

dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

jiu jitsu

The gentle art, you can use it to defend, and attack at the same time. If you have bully problems, DON'T PUNCH!!!!!! Go to the nearest jiu jitsu dojo, and learn.

My friend got me in a jiu jitsu armbar.

by ?????smiley face May 11, 2022