Jethro Tull invented the seed drill; he was part of the group that created scientific farming as we know it. Also an overrated prog rock band with an electric flute player.
by aleclair July 24, 2005
A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
Jethro puffs Jethro sitting in a tent slurping jizzed filled condoms filled marshmallows a jethro puff
by Crazy country June 25, 2017
by Double Daisy July 03, 2022
Like you don't already know about Jethro beyond godlike from his unbelievable gorgeous smile who is chiseled with muscle outrageously charismatic not to mention the ability to heal others to feel and understand the hurt other's experience and by some miracle from God he's able to relieve the pain stress and frustration bound up with inside others this man is someone to love and admire and worship hail Lord the Master of life is truly a phenomena Jethro oh yes Jethro
by Sexy good like man March 18, 2022
A kind-hearted,hard-working, beautiful soul. Utterly loveable and just makes my heart melt. Goofy but serious at the right times.
by i love minors June 15, 2023