Jervis

1.Some one that has alot of style or flare that no one else has. Some one that is Jervis could have a mullet or white shoes.

2.A sweet sweet last name

1. "man that guy over there has a sweet mullet" "yah hes pretty Jervis"

2. Rick Jervis

by Matt Hickman August 21, 2006

jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

by The One-Armed Man August 13, 2004

jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.

Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.

by metalhead666 September 19, 2009

port jervis

i apologize for the dumb ass who define port jervis 1st.

it is actually in new york. the ice cream shop is called the creamery (really hot ppl work there) and shop rite is in montague, NJ (see montague) there arent that many hillbillies. trucks cant navigate through the small streets and it was nominated the coolest small town to live in.

every year someone finds a way to die... usually a teenager.

the only good thing this town has going for it is the fact that its way cooler than a new jersey town and that its wrestling team is really good. (or was at one point)

friend: did anyone die yet this year in port jervis?
me: umm idk... wait yea. some dude who graduated 2 years ago died.
friend: where?
me: i think by the hawks nest
friend: ohh yea!!! he crashed right?

by dude who wrote it January 31, 2009

port jervis

ha port jervis: it is kinda like that movie whoville lol its on the other side of the mountain the people are very sheltered and middletown feels like a lifetime away, half the people from port jervis have never been there....lol there is this thing there called weeds girlfriend the weed that im talking about it not smokeable it is deadly!!! the song ghetto from akon the streets remind me of quick sand when your on them you keep going down, and ther is no one to hold u up and noone to hold onto you keep on falling noone can here you calling so you end of self destructing...i have have always been told pajamas and slippers are for bed but in this town thats the new skinny jean...lmao i will never forget my port scurvis experience ever ever ever in my life i hope to never return there and im sorry for anyone who has to live there and start there life.

port jervis (sloppy)

by megs2cute4ya October 8, 2011

Jeeves

Guy who you can ask.

Mom, I need to know how much three times three is.
Son, go ask Jeeves.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008