When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.
Brian: Where did Cole go last night?
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.
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1. Golly Bill, I met a Jensyn the other day and I couldn't help but fall for her!
2. The woman of my dreams, I refer to her as Jensyn.
2. The woman of my dreams, I refer to her as Jensyn.
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Get the Jensyn mug.Metaphorical article of clothing, the invocation of which indicates the "wearer" is exhibiting spectacularly bad judgement. Inspired by the 1990 "Saturday Night Live" sketch of the same name.
"You left your bike outside last night without locking it up? Those Bad Idea Jeans look great on you."
"I can't believe I went home with Butch last night. That's what I get for wearing Bad Idea Jeans."
"I can't believe I went home with Butch last night. That's what I get for wearing Bad Idea Jeans."
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Get the Bad Idea Jeans mug.Often seen on the 40+ crowd, mom jeans are too high, too tight, tapered leg jeans which manage to showcase any bodily flaw the wearer has. Possible outcomes: The butt will be compressed so it doesn't stick out, it will instead be pushed to the sides, making it look far wider than it actually is. The genital triangle will be emphasized and outlined (see camel toe or FUPA). The hips will look wider because of the butt compression and the tapering of the legs.
In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.
In addition, mom jeans are often light in color, which further emphasizes the outcomes mentioned above. They also come in the elastic-waist variety which further defines the genital triangle.
"Honestly, you would think after years of telling their kids how to dress, women would figure out that those mom jeans they have on just aren't flattering."
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A desperately needed and massive dump, sufficient to reduce one's waist measurement by 1-2 inches (2.5-5 cm) and/or relieve the pressure of a tight waistband after a good meal.
See also man diet.
(From the Kellog's 'Drop a jeans size' dietary advertising slogan)
A desperately needed and massive dump, sufficient to reduce one's waist measurement by 1-2 inches (2.5-5 cm) and/or relieve the pressure of a tight waistband after a good meal.
See also man diet.
(From the Kellog's 'Drop a jeans size' dietary advertising slogan)
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