Jaeger

Jaeger- steaming pile of seaman.
Wowsers, look at the steaming Jaeger dripping from his bum.
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Jaeger

Jaeger- steaming pile of seaman.
Wowsers, look at the steaming Jaeger dripping from his bum.
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eren jaeger

he is the true villain. In comparison to most other villains of the series including reiner gabi etc with the excpetion of king frit, eren has never been brainwashed or manipulated into commiting awful crimes. Every choice he has made has been sourced by his own selfishness. He in fact manipulated Grisha and many others. First off eren is an awful person seperate even from his crimes. He treats every around him with apathy and extremely badly. He especially treats his close friends armin and mikasa like garbage. He treats Mikasa like an object and hever shows her any affection gratitude or kindness except in moments of extreme danger. He has never done anything good for anyone, all his actions are fueled by his own selfisheness and his lust for blood, including saving mikasa. Even his endeavour to kill all titans was inspired by what they did to his mother. Also, eren's crimes of mass genocide are completely unjustifyable. Trauma is not an excuse. Even levi, who suffered much much more never ever did something a tad unreasonable. Eren on the other had a whole support system he was too stupid to appreciater and still commits mass genocide. Eren is also unreasonable and immature in the way that he cant bring himself to understand the motivations behind gabi and reiners actions. On a whole eren is an awful person, has always been an awful person, and will always be an awful person. He does not deserve any sort of sympathy or justification
"eren jaeger is a bitchass selfish greasy musty gross ugly cannibalistic abusive attention whore"
by ry4nr3yn0lds March 22, 2022
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Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
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Dirty Jaeger

A man with a smaller than average penis, but makes up for it with a longer than average neck
Hey did you meet that guy tony?

Yeah, he’s a total dirty jaeger
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Eren Jaeger Jr

Biggest Eren and Yeat Meat muncher
I meat munch Eren Jaeger Jr all day mamsmsman
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Ash-Jaeger Main

Ash-Jaeger Mains are quite a rabid species that play Rainbow Six Siege that are associated with tryharding. They love killing anything that is in their way. Also they will have autism outbreaks on rounds where they do not get an ace.
"Yo, that guy is such a fucking tryharding Ash-Jaeger Main!"
by spincie September 25, 2018
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