It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

It ain't your booty, it's yo beauty

This is usually said by a guy to a girl, but it could be used vice-versa. The guys is trying to tell the girl that he appreciates her not just physically, but also her overall beauty as a person.

Is the guy being honest? That's up to the girl to decide.

Guy: Hey girl, can I get your number?
Girl: I hardly even know you, we just met here at this club.
Guy: Yeah I know what happened. I'm not as drunk as I might seem...listen, I'd like to get to know you better.
Girl: Get to know me better in what way?!
Guy: No, no don't get it twisted! It ain't your booty, it's yo beauty.

by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

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A random ass auto correct from my phone

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by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Remaking your definition until it’s accepted

Remaking your definition until it’s accepted is exactly that
It is to recreate the same thing again because it didn’t appear and you really want it to

Person:I can’t seem to remaking your definition until it’s accepted

by Appleeq August 1, 2018

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It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021