Iraq

A misspelled version of " i rock " or " i rack "

Know we uncovered the true definition of Iraq :)

by just some random american March 15, 2021

Iraq

The butt hole of the earth.

Giant garbage collection dump.

Land of doodoo sludge fields and flies

Source of bickering for American politicians.

Place to drain the life out of soldiers and cause 60% divorce rate due to multiple deployments.

" Damn bro, your fart smells like Iraq"

" This stinky dump looks like Iraq"

" I went to Iraq and it sucked really bad."

by yesir2000 April 12, 2009

iraqed

To tell a girl all night during intercourse that you're going to pull out, but you never do.

1) "Dude, I totally iraqed this bitch last night!"
2) "--??"
1) "I fucked her hard, told her I'd pull out and then I never did!"
2) "--Sweet"

by mujazzman March 18, 2009

Iraq

A place where soldiers are fighting hard to liberate and give its freedom. A place where alot of Americans think we shouldnt be, and soldiers think the same. It is their duty to be there. A place where the president sent us, not because of oil or money, But because he would rather be fighting there instead of in the U.S. If you are against us being there, are you against us having to fight here? becuase if we pull out thats whats going to happen.

Im a soldier fighting for Iraq's freedom. I am in Iraq.

by SandboxSoldier August 22, 2008

the iraq

What retards call "Iraq". Let's make this clear, their is no "The" in Iraq, the country is just called "Iraq" look on any damn world map.

"I can't believe we're still in The Iraq"
"What?"
"We've been in The Iraq for over 3 months"
"The Iraq? You mean Iraq?
"huh?"

by Kevin Esser March 12, 2008

Iraqable

Classification for somebody you'd have sex with while deployed to Iraq. Generally refers to somebody you wouldn't dream of having sex with back in the U.S. unless you were completely drunk. Since alcohol is forbidden in Iraq, your only excuse is that you've been in Iraq for too long. In most cases this means over three months although in some rare and desperate cases it can be as little as one month or as much as thirteen months for the deeply religious.

"She's kinda ugly..."

"Whatever, she's Iraqable."

by PVT Tentpeg May 12, 2009

Iraq Lobster

From the Family Guy episode "Scream of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." Parody of the song "Rock Lobster" by The B-52s. Sung by Peter Griffin playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Death to America
And butter sauce
Don't boil me
I'm still alive
IRAQ LOBSTER!

"Your boyfriend is as scary as an Iraq lobster!"

by forks14 January 07, 2012