really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.
man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
Get the iPad Kidmug. by allthecheesesticks March 19, 2022
Get the Ipad Kidmug. by nailclipper69 April 25, 2024
Get the Ipad Kidmug. A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
“Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”
by absolut_DAWGWATRE June 28, 2022
Get the Ipad kidmug. by B1ldo August 15, 2022
Get the iPad Kidmug. Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.
by TDSanta July 5, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.
if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.
they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!
7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.
School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
Get the iPad Kidmug.