Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010

intestinal suck

Its when you give someone who has just taken a strong laxative an enema by puking in there ass, letting it stay in for a few minutes, and then sucking it out (along with the shit) while swallowing. Like a beer bong.

"oh yeah girl, i can hear those burritos you had for lunch churning in your gut and all i had for lunch was sour cream and salsa, what do you say you let me have a full lunch, and we go back to my room so i can puke in your ass and then suck it out, nothing beats an intestinal suck after all". "Oh yeah my names Johnny, do you come here often"?

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

intestigate

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner

The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate

by Tokiya April 1, 2008

Intestinal rippy

When your booty hole let’s loose like a fire hydrant

I have to clean the entire bathroom after that intestinal rippy

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

Intesticide

Intesticide is the gaseous chemical appetite-suppressant vapor that one stores in their alimentary tract and quietly applies to a room full of unsuspecting people while cropdusting.

A combination of the words pesticide and intestines

Synonymous with the noun form of the verb fart

Dude, I just cropdusted some Monsanto level intesticide in the boss's office while he was on a business call, there was no escape for him, he had to just tough it out. He *probably* has cancer now, but his office is termite free for the moment, they won't be hungry for a while, I guarantee that.

Boss's face:
📞(ಥ_ಥ) 🔫

by human_wrench August 11, 2016

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

Intesticle

When your balls are inside out

I cant nut why because i have intesticles

by Gog765 November 21, 2018