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Instaporn

Person A: “hey bro, did you hear that you can’t find any instaporn now?”

Person B: “damn, that’s rough buddy
by Sheepish August 16, 2022
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instastracted

Unable to do get anything done because you got preoccupied with Instagram.
I wanted to get the house cleaned, but I got Instastracted.
by Jammond Cheese November 14, 2022
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Instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia

an irrational fear of receiving an Instagram notification while baking a wooden spoon in a toaster.
Her instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia was so specific, yet the thought alone was enough to make her anxious whenever her phone buzzed in the kitchen.
by Phobia guy October 27, 2024
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