Instaporn

Instagram porn… basically.

Person A: “hey bro, did you hear that you can’t find any instaporn now?”

Person B: “damn, that’s rough buddy

by Sheepish August 16, 2022

instastracted

Unable to do get anything done because you got preoccupied with Instagram.

I wanted to get the house cleaned, but I got Instastracted.

by Jammond Cheese November 14, 2022

Instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia

an irrational fear of receiving an Instagram notification while baking a wooden spoon in a toaster.

Her instanotificatioxylopyrtosterophobia was so specific, yet the thought alone was enough to make her anxious whenever her phone buzzed in the kitchen.

by Phobia guy October 27, 2024