Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

by free your soul March 10, 2005

faking an injury

acting like you have an injury, usually in hope to miss a sport

Joe as faking an injury so he doesnt have to play football.

by Joe Bradley2013 October 7, 2009

repetitive sleep injury

When you sleep in one awkward position so often you hurt yourself. Like a repetitive stress injury, but done in your sleep.

Jack- Man, my shoulder is killing me!
Amanda- Ouch, did you hurt it playing baseball?
Jack- No, I think it's a repetitive sleep injury.
Amanda- Stop sleeping on your side then!

by Aleighbee August 16, 2010

First world injury

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

by Pattrice April 15, 2012

middle class injury

A joke term originated from Buzzfeed. It is used for referring unreal injuries while doing everyday things with middle-class (or not so) stuff.

I've got the most middle class injury ever. I sprained my hand while rinsing kale.

by SahilGagrai March 25, 2017

ketamine induced injury

Abbr: kii

1) an injury sustained by hitting the floor when falling into a K hole.

2) bruises and scrapes on the knees or back from falling over due to too much K.

I have no idea where that fat bruise on my leg came from, must be a ketamine induced injury.

by wassonthen March 1, 2011

Add Salt To Injury

Making an injury worse rub salt in the wound often confused with "add insult to injury" which is dumb only dumb people say that

Wow Jacob way to add salt to injury

by JacobIsIncorrectAllTheTime January 18, 2020