infidelity

a threesome you weren't invited to

She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.

by partytrap February 24, 2013

Sprinkle the infield

To buy another round of drinks, usually just for those sitting at the bar as opposed to the entire bar.

He’s a good customer, every time he comes to the bar he asks the bartender to sprinkle the infield.

by The Magic Conch Has Spoken June 29, 2021

Infidelity

Going outside of a monogomous relationship for sexual intercourse, companionship, or attention. Cheating.

Infidelity is a nicer way of saying my wife makes my tuna with other guys' mayonaise?

by needmaps June 18, 2012

infidel castro

one who is not fidel castro; one who opposes communism, or is not communist

My brother is an infidel castro. Is yours?

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

infidence

Showing an infinite amount of confidence

"Eliza, if you go into the interview with infidence, you are sure to get the job!"

by Rexium February 19, 2013

infinifat

The next stage in obesity after deathfat and superfat with an extremely high and very unhealthy BMI.

Unfortunately, Sandra is bed bound because she is an infinifat.

by OobieDoobie June 5, 2018

infidel

one who beats a terrorist with a trout

Whoa! Look at that infidel beating the crap outta taht terrorist with that bloody trout!

by muh May 15, 2003