deathfat 

"Deathfat" was coined in the fatshionista Livejournal community and serves as a mantle for those who are categorised by the (admittedly flawed) BMI chart as morbidly obese.

OMG Your sister weighs 300 pounds? She is so deathfat.

deathfat by Arrandale April 25, 2011

deathwatch 

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

deathwatch by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

Craft Corner Deathmatch 

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

Craft Corner Deathmatch by angry viewer August 13, 2008

deathmatter56 

a weird guy on youtube who attempted to break the world record for kicking his head over and over again. his videos are special, meaning "brain draining".

p1: " hey did you see the new deathmatter56 video?"
p2: " yeah, it sucked."

deathmatter56 by creepy carrie April 23, 2009

celebrity deathmatch 

A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.

Celebrity deathmatch is Fucmin hillarious!

celebrity deathmatch by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

Deathbat 

The Deathbat is the image of a skull with bat wings on it. It is widely known as the logo of Avenged Sevenfold (A7x), but it has actually been used as the mascot of the Thrash Metal band Overkill, which has been around since 1980. A7x receives a lot of heat from Overkill fans, being accused of stealing Overkill's logo, and Overkill themselves went as far as releasing T-Shirts displaying Deathbats and text reading, "This one's ours... Get your own fucking logo!"

However, neither band has the right to claim the Deathbat as their own, as images of bat-winged skulls have existed long before both bands have. In fact, the oldest Deathbat currently known in the world is a sculpture of a bat-winged skull over a doorway in the Durham Cathedral, which has been built between c.1093-1133 AD.

Even so, it's really stupid anyway to complain that A7x "stole" Overkill's logo, because the truth is that the logo has nothing to do with how the band sounds, it's just pointless in the end for anyone to fight over who came up with what mascot first. You don't see the New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants fighting with each other over who came up with the mascot first, do you?

Anyway, Avenged Sevenfold and Overkill are both awesome bands, and if you don't like them, just don't listen to them.

Avenged Sevenfold fan: Avenged Sevenfold invented the Deathbat!

Overkill fan: No, they stole it from Overkill!

Me: Both of you are wrong, neither of them invented it! It's been around since c.1133 sculpted over a doorway of the Durham Cathedral, see for yourselves!

Both fans: Oh.

Deathbat by DrPepper47 August 26, 2013

Deathfa 

when something so retarded happens that you are unable to structure a complete sentence to desribe what had happened

What is up with all this Deathfa in the center of the room?

Deathfa by Supersexybobdole October 21, 2015