n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.
Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.
by T-Rent December 11, 2007
Get the scud deflectorsmug. A cigarette. The idea is that a cigarette is shaped like a scud missile and is about as good for you as one.
by Regulator October 27, 2006
Get the lung scudmug. by HarryTBags January 19, 2011
Get the sweater scudsmug. the scummiest female you can possibly imagine. The foulest creature known to mankind. A cross between a swampdonkey and a prostitute. Known for possibly having STD's and infamous for a leaky butthole and stank vaginas.
by google me bitch May 24, 2008
Get the scud duckmug. to take a massive shit.
by the myth the man the legend April 23, 2010
Get the Drop a scudmug. 
when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.
by rachael wiegand July 6, 2008
Get the scud missilemug.