taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023

Ismenia

A gorgeous, beautiful, cinammon skinned caribbean beauty, with flowing long black hair. Curves that will make any person fall in love with her grace.

Passionate, loyal and sensual.

Defines what love is.

As I was walking down the street a girl caught my eye, and I was automatically smitten with her Ismenia like appearance.

by Lusciouxissy February 3, 2010

Insensitive Prick

e.g. Donald Trump

Donald Trump is an insensitive prick.

by DagnyNYC August 5, 2014

insensitive

the type of guy who never expresses their emotions by not taking the other persons feelings into account. Never gives you a straight response and always keeps you hanging, which confuses and fucks you up to the point where you remember your first breakup.

Friend: why does Macky always fuck me up?
You: because he's an insensitive prick babe

by insensitive May 30, 2018

Insensitive bitch

Cares only about her self, doesn't care how you feel or how you'd react, tries to be head of your life telling who you can and cannot date, relies on you to keep them out of trouble, can be a homewrecker (at times.) makes a big deal out of everything.

Heather is a insensitive bitch, All she wants to do is get you in trouble.

by Flarping April 11, 2014

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

impenetrable fortress

A woman, or man, who is so 'untouchable' that she seems to be an impenetrable fortress.

Ryan: Damn, see that impenetrable fortress over there?
Andrew: Ouff man, you don't stand a chance.

by Kldcs Nerd November 26, 2009