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the mission impossible

When someone keeps going after swallowing all of the cock, and throws the balls in as well. Named for those movies featuring King of the Dickheads, Tom Cruise.
Wow, I bet Katie Holmes must have a huge cock. I wonder if Tom has ever given her the mission impossible?
by ilikeeatingbrains October 1, 2014
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Impossible

Impossible is just a word that people use to justify them giving up.
This is impossible, I quit!, OH my god, I can't do this, it's impossible!
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Impossible

Friend: nothing is impossible!
Me: have you TRIED playing flappy bird?!?!
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Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.
I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
by slicksal December 13, 2006
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impossible sex acts

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.
An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.
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the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!
by steady10 September 6, 2012
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Mission: Impossible

1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.

2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.

3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!
by fetusboy September 26, 2005
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